shouting for the flag； and Mr。 Peterkin had to invite them in； and give them cider and gingerbread； before he could explain to them that it was only his family visiting his hens。
After the crowd had dispersed； Solomon John sat down to think of his writing again。 Agamemnon agreed to go over to the bookstore to get a quill。 They all went over with him。 The bookseller was just shutting up his shop。 However； he agreed to go in and get a quill； which he did； and they hurried home。
So Solomon John sat down again； but there was no paper。 And now the bookstore was shut up。 Mr。 Peterkin suggested that the mail was about in； and perhaps he should have a letter； and then they could use the envelope to write upon。 So they all went to the post…office； and the little boys had their india…rubber boots on； and they all shouted when they found Mr。 Peterkin had a letter。 The postmaster inquired what they were shouting about； and when they told him； he said he would give Solomon John a whole sheet of paper for his book。 And they all went back rejoicing。
So Solomon John sat down； and the family all sat round the table looking at him。 He had his pen； his ink； and his paper。 He dipped his pen into the ink and held it over the paper； and thought a minute； and then said； 〃But I haven't got anything to say。〃
MRS。 PETERKIN WISHES TO GO TO DRIVE。 ONE morning Mrs。 Peterkin was feeling very tired； as she had been having a great many things to think of； and she said to Mr。 Peterkin； 〃I believe I shall take a ride this morning！〃
And the little boys cried out； 〃Oh； may we go too？〃
Mrs。 Peterkin said that Elizabeth Eliza and the little boys might go。
So Mr。 Peterkin had the horse put into the carryall； and he and Agamemnon went off to their business； and Solomon John to school； and Mrs。 Peterkin began to get ready for her ride。
She had some currants she wanted to carry to old Mrs。 Twomly； and some gooseberries for somebody else； and Elizabeth Eliza wanted to pick some flowers to take to the minister's wife； so it took them a long time to prepare。
The little boys went out to pick the currants and the gooseberries； and Elizabeth Eliza went out for her flowers； and Mrs。 Peterkin put on her cape…bonnet； and in time they were all ready。 The little boys were in their india…rubber boots； and they got into the carriage。
Elizabeth Eliza was to drive； so she sat on the front seat； and took up the reins； and the horse started off merrily； and then suddenly stopped； and would not go any farther。
Elizabeth Eliza shook the reins； and pulled them； and then she clucked to the horse； and Mrs。 Peterkin clucked； and the little boys whistled and shouted； but still the horse would not go。
〃We shall have to whip him；〃 said Elizabeth Eliza。
Now Mrs。 Peterkin never liked to use the whip； but； as the horse would not go； she said she would get out and turn her head the other way； while Elizabeth Eliza whipped the horse； and when he began to go she would hurry and get in。
So they tried this； but the horse would not stir。
〃Perhaps we have too heavy a load；〃 said Mrs。 Peterkin； as she got in。
So they took out the currants and the gooseberries and the flowers； but still the horse would not go。
One of the neighbors； from the opposite house； looking out just then； called out to them to try the whip。 There was a high wind； and they could not hear exactly what she said。
〃I have tried the whip；〃 said Elizabeth Eliza。
〃She says 'whips；' such as you eat；〃 said one of the little boys。
〃We might make those；〃 said Mrs。 Peterkin； thoughtfully。
〃We have got plenty of cream；〃 said Elizabeth Eliza。
〃Yes； let us have some whips；〃 cried the little boys； getting out。
And the opposite neighbor cried out something about whips； and the wind was very high。
So they went into the kitchen； and whipped up the cream； and made some very delicious whips； and the little boys tasted all round； and they all thought they were very nice。
They carried some out to the horse； who swallowed it down very quickly。
〃That is just what he wanted；〃 said Mrs。 Peterkin； 〃now he will certainly go！〃
So they all got into the carriage again； and put in the currants and the gooseberries and the flowers； and Elizabeth Eliza shook the reins； and they all clucked； but still the horse would not go！
〃We must either give up our ride；〃 said Mrs。 Peterkin； mournfully； 〃or else send over to the lady from Philadelphia； and see what she will say。〃
The little boys jumped out as quickly as they could； they were eager to go and ask the lady from Philadelphia。 Elizabeth Eliza went with them； while her mother took the reins。
They found that the lady from Philadelphia was very ill that day； and was in her bed。 But when she was told what the trouble was； she very kindly said they might draw up the curtain from the window at the foot of the bed； and open the blinds； and she would see。 Then she asked for her opera…glass； and looked through it； across the way； up the street； to Mrs。 Peterkin's door。
After she had looked through the glass； she laid it down； leaned her head back against the pillow； for she was very tired； and then said； 〃Why don't you unchain the horse from the horse…post？〃
Elizabeth Eliza and the little boys looked at one another； and then hurried back to the house and told their mother。 The horse was untied； and they all went to ride。
THE PETERKINS AT HOME。 AT DINNER。 ANOTHER little incident occurred in the Peterkin family。 This was at dinner…time。
They sat down to a dish of boiled ham。 Now it was a peculiarity of the children of the family； that half of them liked fat； and half liked lean。 Mr。 Peterkin sat down to cut the ham。 But the ham turned out to be a very remarkable one。 The fat and the lean came in separate slices；…first one of lean； than one of fat； then two slices of lean； and so on。 Mr。 Peterkin began as usual by helping the children first； according to their age。 Now Agamemnon； who liked lean； got a fat slice； and Elizabeth Eliza； who preferred fat； had a lean slice。 Solomon John； who could eat nothing but lean； was helped to fat； and so on。 Nobody had what he could eat。
It was a rule of the Peterkin family； that no one should eat any of the vegetables without some of the meat； so now； although the children saw upon their plates apple…sauce and squash and tomato and sweet potato and sour potato； not one of them could eat a mouthful； because not one was satisfied with the meat。 Mr。 and Mrs。 Peterkin； however； liked both fat and lean； and were making a very good meal； when they looked up and saw the children all sitting eating nothing； and looking dissatisfied into their plates。
〃What is the matter now？〃 said Mr。 Peterkin。
But the children were taught not to speak at table。 Agamemnon； however； made a sign of disgust at his fat； and Elizabeth Eliza at her lean； and so on； and they presently discovered what was the difficulty。
〃What shall be done now？〃 said Mrs。 Peterkin。
They all sat and thought for a little while。
At last said Mrs。 Peterkin； rather uncertainly； 〃Suppose we ask the lady from Philadelphia what is best to be done。〃
But Mr。 Peterkin said he didn't like to go to her for everything； let the children try and eat their dinner as it was。
And they all tried； but they couldn't。 〃Very well； then。〃 said Mr。 Peterkin； 〃let them go and ask the lady from Philadelphia。〃
〃All of us？〃 cried one of the little boys； in the excitement of the moment。
〃Yes；〃 said Mrs。 Peterkin； 〃only put on your india…rubber boots。〃 And they hurried out of the house。
The lady from Philadelphia was just going in to her dinner； but she kindly stopped in the entry to hear what the trouble was。 Agamemnon and Elizabeth Eliza told her all the difficulty； and the lady from Philadelphia said； 〃But why don't you give the slices of fat to those who like the fat； and the slices of lean to those who like the lean？〃
They looked at one another。 Agamemnon looked at Elizabeth Eliza； and Solomon John looked at the little boys。 〃Why didn't we think of that？〃 said they； and ran home to tell their mother。
WHY THE PETERKINS HAD A LATE DINNER。 THE trouble was in the dumb…waiter。 All had seated themselves at the dinner…table； and Amanda had gone to take out the dinner she had sent up from the kitchen on the dumb…waiter。 But something was the matter； she could not pull it up。 There was the dinner； but she could not reach it。 All the family； in turn； went and tried； all pulled together； in vain；the dinner could not be stirred。
〃No dinner！〃 exclaimed Agamemnon。
〃I am quite hungry；〃 said Solomon John。
At last Mr。 Peterkin said； 〃I am not proud。 I am willing to dine in the kitchen。〃
This room was below the dining…room。 All consented to this。 Each one went down； taking a napkin。
The cook laid the kitchen table； put on it her best table…cloth； and the family sat down。 Amanda went to the dumb…waiter for the dinner； but she could not move it down。
The family were all in dismay。 There was the dinner； half…way between the kitchen and dining…room； and there were they all hungry to eat it！
〃What is there for dinner？〃 asked Mr。 Peterkin。
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